All I want from Godzilla VS Kong is 90 minutes of two monsters kicking the holy hell out of each other. Simple. The first trailer seems to promise this, but we know that Hollywood will add half an hour of people talking about the terrible risk and science and blah blah blah, before these two titans kick ass.

One of my favourite moments in the clip is King Kong wielding a new weapon and now the official toys have been revealed, we can see that it seems to be a tree connected to one of ‘Zilla’s spiky bits. The idea that Kong needs something extra to battle anyone is mouth watering, don’t fail me, Hollywood!