You know once I get control of television things are gonna change in this country. Less reality TV, less baking shows, less World’s Biggest Celebrity Crash Babies, it’s all gonna be different. The first thing I would want to commission would be a new type of documentary. Heroes gallivanting around together, sure that title needs a bit of work but you could have, say, Carlos Barat hanging out in London for a day with, say, Adam Green.
You could see them go for coffee, play a little Foosball in a café, go for some food and then just basically get more and more drunk until Adam starts getting argumentative with everyone, Carlos feeds him whiskey and suggest they find a woman to impregnate and cement their relationship and end up in a big limo singing Friends Of Mine.
It seems, via the magic of The Internet that this idea is not actually original, no, said show already exists and is simply one of the greatest hours of television I have seen for a very long time. Check it out below and then get out all those Adam Green records and partay with the man.
[NOTE: THE FIRST FOUR MINUTES OF THIS FOOTAGE HAVE NO SOUND, I IMAGINE ADAM PROBABLY STEPPED ON THE MIC OR SOMETHING, BUT KEEP WITH IT AND IT ALL BECOMES CLEAR. ENJOY!]